Do you want to hear the 'chunk-chunk-chunk' of pop bumpers right in your ears all day?

Well, these won't do that.

These will, however, make your plain-old regular ears look way better. It's like upgrading from a standard edition to a limited edition, but for your own body. Don't settle for what you were born with, upgrade your lobes today!

 

These earrings are nickel free, sterling silver plated surgical steel. With that kind of metal, they'll bring you .01% closer to becoming Robocop.

 

Pop Bumper Earrings

$16Price